Religion of the
Lazy
&
bakchod.
A new religion for those who refuse to participate. We worship the Void God. 100 tenets. Zero effort. One completely motionless swarm.
"Let the universe wait."
The Void God commands nothing.
The Void Texts.
Read it once. Then go back to sleep. The Void God demands absolute nothingness.
Lazy
Energy is a finite resource. Why waste it on productivity? We believe in the fundamental human right to stare at a ceiling fan for 4 hours without guilt.
Moody
Emotions dictate our timezone. If we are unhappy, the whole schedule shifts. Consistency is a myth spread by motivational speakers.
Bakchod
Employment is a trap. We advocate for universal basic chill funded by sheer audacity and ignoring LinkedIn notifications.
Clumsy
Gracefulness is for the stressed. We drop things so we have an excuse to not pick them up. The floor owns it now.
Forgetful
If it was important, we'd have remembered it. Memory is for those who hold grudges; we are too busy doing nothing to hold onto facts.
The Holy Visions
Glimpses of the Void God in its divine laziness and profound bakchodi.
Are you worthy
of the void?
The Void God does not care for your sins. The Void God only cares if you're too lazy to commit them.
Disciples of
the void.
The official ledger of every soul that has surrendered to absolute nothingness.